the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
(via -etoile-)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via -etoile-)
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
(Source: poopflow, via muffled-screams)